Wednesday, December 08, 2004

Me

I am a forty-year-old man with an odd fetish. Laps turn me on: women's laps. Specifically, I love laying my head in a woman's lap and sitting on a woman's lap.

Before I write more, I should explain that I'm not an infantilist. Infantilists like to pretend they are babies. They like to wear diapers and be fed with a bottle. I'm not into any of that stuff. I don't want to be a baby. I definitely don't fantasize about my own mother!

I do share some desires with "adult babies." I love to suckle on a woman's breast. In fact, a major fantasy of mine is laying with my head in a woman's lap and sucking on her nipples. I would love to suckle while sitting in her lap, but that's not easy to do without contorting myself into an uncomfortable position. But even when I'm being breastfed, I don't imagine that I'm a baby. It just feels like a girl is loving me and taking care of me.

What I want is a roll-reversal of the girlfriend sitting on her boyfriend's lap. But I don't want to be a girl. I don't wear women's clothes, and I'm not attracted to men. I'm somewhere in same ballpark as the S&M people. I like to be dominated. But I don't like pain or cruelty. I simply want to feel that someone is taking care of me -- that someone is supporting me completely -- and the way I feel that the best is by sitting on a woman's lap.

There's a more common fetish (believe it or not) for being carried. There are actually quite a few men who like to be carried by women (do a web search for "lift and carry" if you don't believe me.) I can get into that too, but I like sitting-on-laps better. That's lucky in a way, because there aren't that many women who can carry a man, but most women can hold me on their laps. I'm a fairly small guy. I'm 5'7" and about 170lbs. Most women can handle my weight.

20 Comments:

Blogger snakeguy1204 said...

I am exactly like u man! But its just that i am also into lift and carry for the same reason u r into lapsitting.

1:07 AM  
Blogger Army Brat said...

I'm a strong woman, and I like to have heavy guys sitting on my lap...somewheres around 200-250lbs. It's very stimulating,and I wish there was more websites about this subject.

2:20 PM  
Blogger laplover said...

Army brat...I would love to sit on your lap, but I am not heavy. I am about 145 lbs. and love to sit on a girls lap and be "bounced" on her lap like a little baby. I would love to talk to you about this.

5:45 PM  
Blogger Hilary said...

I'm a girl of twenty two, 5'2" tall and I love it when guys sit on my lap. I don't always have to ask them either - you'd be surprised how often a male sits on a female's lap and they don't always ask either - they just sit on my lap and I love it. I'd love you guys to sit on my lap any time you like.

4:28 PM  
Blogger Arshay Shetty said...

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1:15 PM  
Blogger webjock said...

Hi Hilay and Army Brat - I am almost thirty-eight, 6'2", and at 236 pounds, I would love to sit in your lap. I am somehat of a heavy guy. I live here in Richmond, Virginia USA and my email address is robotalienfan@yahoo.com . Let me know something as soon as possible. I am a guy that always dreams about sitting in a woman's lap or being lifting and carried by a woman.

8:23 AM  
Blogger Victor said...

Hi Hilary and Army Brat,

I would really like to sit on your laps. I have always had this fantasy about being held on a womans lap. I am 185 pounds and I would enjoy this immensely. Now new websites have come out on lift and carry. This would also be interesting for me but my number one love is lapsitting.

2:43 PM  
Blogger JOHN said...

hi Hilary my name is john i am
50 and i really like sitting on a
girls lap or a young womens lap i
would love to sot on your lap my
e mail address is xld721xx@hotmail.com

10:41 AM  
Blogger Good Heart said...

Please sit on my lap someone :'( i m d unluckiest girl in this world no one has ever sat on my lap. :-(

11:16 AM  
Blogger Keegan Leach said...

Has anyone tried sitting on a woman's lap while she is using toliet?

2:07 PM  
Blogger Juan Tan said...

Hi Hilary
I would like to sit on your lap, this is my email in order to talk about it
juan.tan75@gmail.com

2:30 PM  
Blogger webjock said...

Wow! I never knew this many chicks were into this male-on-female lapsitting thing. As a male, the only FEMALE'S lap that I remember sitting on was my Mother's Lap when I was wee. Other than that, I too would like to sit on a woman's lap and be BOUNCED up an down on it a little bit - while I occasionally fart. Also, I have some other lapsitting-related fetish/fantasy scenarios:

1. BDSM male-on-female lapsitting: She is sitting down while all tied up/restrained while I am sitting UNRESTRAINED on her lap, and/or she is UNRESTRAINED while sitting down, while I am in her lap all tied up/restrained - with me occasionally farting in her lap.
2. Toilet male-on-female lapsitting: Almost self-explanatory; she is sitting on the toilet bowl (and using it) while I sit on her lap.
3. BDSM/Toilet male-on-female lapsitting: A combination of the first two; she is sitting on the toilet bowl (and using it) while I sit on her lap; whereas either of us is tied up/restrained.

Quite creative, aren't they? Anyway, what is the best way for a dude like me to find a woman - WELL OVER THE AGE OF TWENTY-ONE - who WILL GLADLY let me sit in her lap? Even though I am open to just about all ethnicities/backgrounds, I MOSTLY prefer a (dark-skinned) South Indian Hindu woman (like from Bangladesh or Pakistan) who is at least SOMEWHAT attractive - if possible - to offer her own lap as a seat for me. Let me know what you all think about this. Please visit us at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PHvy31eLtI if you have something to add to that idea! Thank you!

- robotalienfan@yahoo.com

5:48 PM  
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5:49 PM  
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5:50 PM  
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12:27 PM  
Blogger webjock said...



Hey, it's me, webjock ( [email]robotalienfan@yahoo.com[/email] ) again! I forgot to mention this in my previous message, but visit [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLfMvvnBZ7k[/url] as soon as you can! It seems like the RETIRED supermodel in that video is trying to be a Cougar, isn't she? In any case, I would have never thought that she would have had it IN HERSELF to be the one to let a fella' sit in her lap. TO ME, she would have been THE LAST (or next to last) woman on Earth to let a guy sit in her lap, given the fact that she seems to have that Air about being "High and Mighty" and/or "Ms. Thang" about herself. Oh well, that goes to show you, even some of the women who are supposedly "high maintenance" will let down their guards sometimes - depending on if the men in question are the type of guys that they like. Am I right or wrong on this? Speaking of female (super-/ex-)celebrities who let men sit in their laps, I have had (and sometimes STILL have), since the late 1980s, fantasies of sitting in the lap of a STILL SOMEWHAT well-known female celebrity in particular myself. I will not actually mention this lady's name, but I will gladly give some LIMITED clues and hints. Before this woman went into music, she was actively cheering for one of the NBA (National Basketball Association) teams on the West Coast of the USA. (<- For those readers who live outside North America!) She later got into CHOREOGRAPHY and eventually became a top-selling dance-pop singing sensation between the mid 1980s and the mid 1990s - before she almost completely disappeared into obscurity. Just a few years ago, she came back out of her reclusiveness to be a judge on a WORLDWIDE televised talent show, along with that British fella' with an attitude. ( SSSSHHHH! I am quite sure that most of you now know who I am talking about - since it seems as if I pretty much revealed her identity anyway - so PLEASE don't even mention her name! Thank you very much!) Again, she's probably hardly the type of woman to participate in this male-on-female Lapsitting Thing, but hey, thank Heavens for our own Endless Imaginations, especially when this Reality - that is both honest and harsh - dictates otherwise. Perhaps if can save up some money, I can buy a custom-made Sex Doll Duplicate ( [url]http://www.realdoll.com[/url] ) that would resemble her in the near future; that should at least be somewhat compensatory. Before I go though, I just hope that many of you have read my Previous Message [12 (or 11)-__-2013, 05:48 PM] , and found it interesting. I am still waiting for any of you to send an emailed message to me ( [email]robotalienfan@yahoo.com[/email] ). Thank you, have a Happy New Year!

12:31 PM  
Blogger Joe Oree said...

Dear Good Heart:
Please, get in touch with me.

12:30 PM  
Blogger Joe Oree said...

Dying for this!

12:32 PM  
Blogger mahmoud gabr said...

What's ur email baby we need to be in contact ;)

2:13 PM  
Blogger mahmoud gabr said...

Do u have bbm ? Or fb ?

2:14 PM  

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